Hey homestucks.

kiwiseathumans:

I know this whole Dante Basco thing is pretty awesome, But please, as a rabid an avatar fan and an arms length homestuck, do not…..I repeat DO NOT take this too far (we all know damn well you can). We have a golden opportunity to introduce someone we love into this fandom.I guess what I’m trying to say is don’t be dicks to dante.

There's an alien guy in my hive, he's teleportin' and airdashin' all over the place and he just stole my pail before telling me to kiss it and doing his teleport-dash thing again, he's annoying me and he refuses to give the thing back so i can get my pailing business over with.
Anonymous

> GET A NEW PAIL
> PUNCH THIS IDIOT IN THE FACE

==> go fuck yourself

==> Do you even have the parts to do such things? 

> TO GET THOSE TROLLS ‘IN THE MOOD’ 

Being... well, a machine, are you susceptible to lightning?
Anonymous

> IM VERY DURABLE

> IT WOULD MOST LIKELY POWER ME UP THAN DAMAGE ME 

syllalisticmagician:

theimperialdrone:

syllalisticmagician:

theimperialdrone:

syllalisticmagician:

theimperialdrone:

syllalisticmagician:

theimperialdrone:

syllalisticmagician:

<~bring it the fuck on!~>

equips his TWINBLADEKIND

> FOOLISH 

-STANDS AWAITING THE ATTACK- 

he launches himself towards the drone, the blades hooked on to the drone’s shoulders he swung himself over it’s head. the blades followed his motions and cut downwards on it’s back leaving quite a mess.

-ITS A BIT SURPRISING FOR A BLADE TO CUT THROUGH A DRONE. HOWEVER YOU DO NOT LET THIS PHASE YOU AND TWIST AROUND AND BACKHAND THE LOWBLOOD WITH YOUR CLAW LIKE FINGERS, MAKING THE TROLL FLY BACK FROM THE SHEER FORCE OF THE BLOW- 

you flew through the air hitting a near by wall, you struggle to get back up such power such force. you wipe the brown blood from your mouth and dash back at the drone you slid underneath him and sliced through one of it’s legs.

-YOU STAGGER AS YOUR LEG IS SLASHED. YOU FEEL YOURSELF SWAYING AND DECIDE TO GRAB AT THE PESKY TROLL BEFORE HE WAS OUT OF YOUR REACH. YOU GRASP AS THE TROLL, AT HIS NECK, GIVING A GOOD SQUEEZE, STILL STAGGERING TO KEEP YOUR BALANCE- 

you gasp for air as your oxygen is getting cut off, you accidently drop your weapons leaving you unable to cut it’s arm off. you claw and bite at the hand miserably trying to escape it’s grasps.

> YOU’RE A WASTE OF BREATH 
> IF YOU DO NOT CONTRIBUTE, YOU DIE
> ARE YOU GOING TO RECONSIDER?
> OR AM I GOING TO SQUEEZE YOUR HEAD OFF OF YOUR SHOULDERS? 
-YOU LESSEN YOUR GRIP VERY SLIGHTLY TO GET A RESPONSE FROM THE LOWBLOOD- 

you take in as much air as you can, then you stare at him for awhile thinking about your answer.

<~fine….lets do it your way, i will contribute by the end of this month~>

<~and if i don’t then it’s my head on a platter~>

<~deal?~>

-YOU RELEASE THE LOWBLOOD AND LOOK DOWN AT THE TROLL-

> AGREED

-YOU STUMBLE, TRYING LITERALLY PULL YOURSELF BACK TOGETHER-

> NOW THAT IT IS SETTLED I MUST UNDER MAINTENANCE NOW
> UNTIL NEXT MONTH LOWBLOOD 

when you were young, did you ever want to be anything else besides an imperial drone?

> YES

> I UH

> I WANTED TO BE A TROLL 

syllalisticmagician:

theimperialdrone:

syllalisticmagician:

theimperialdrone:

syllalisticmagician:

theimperialdrone:

syllalisticmagician:

<~bring it the fuck on!~>

equips his TWINBLADEKIND

> FOOLISH 

-STANDS AWAITING THE ATTACK- 

he launches himself towards the drone, the blades hooked on to the drone’s shoulders he swung himself over it’s head. the blades followed his motions and cut downwards on it’s back leaving quite a mess.

-ITS A BIT SURPRISING FOR A BLADE TO CUT THROUGH A DRONE. HOWEVER YOU DO NOT LET THIS PHASE YOU AND TWIST AROUND AND BACKHAND THE LOWBLOOD WITH YOUR CLAW LIKE FINGERS, MAKING THE TROLL FLY BACK FROM THE SHEER FORCE OF THE BLOW- 

you flew through the air hitting a near by wall, you struggle to get back up such power such force. you wipe the brown blood from your mouth and dash back at the drone you slid underneath him and sliced through one of it’s legs.

-YOU STAGGER AS YOUR LEG IS SLASHED. YOU FEEL YOURSELF SWAYING AND DECIDE TO GRAB AT THE PESKY TROLL BEFORE HE WAS OUT OF YOUR REACH. YOU GRASP AS THE TROLL, AT HIS NECK, GIVING A GOOD SQUEEZE, STILL STAGGERING TO KEEP YOUR BALANCE- 

you gasp for air as your oxygen is getting cut off, you accidently drop your weapons leaving you unable to cut it’s arm off. you claw and bite at the hand miserably trying to escape it’s grasps.

> YOU’RE A WASTE OF BREATH 
> IF YOU DO NOT CONTRIBUTE, YOU DIE
> ARE YOU GOING TO RECONSIDER?
> OR AM I GOING TO SQUEEZE YOUR HEAD OFF OF YOUR SHOULDERS? 
-YOU LESSEN YOUR GRIP VERY SLIGHTLY TO GET A RESPONSE FROM THE LOWBLOOD- 

do you ever get something accidentally stuck on your numerous spines?

> ALL SORTS OF SHRUBBERY WHEN I GO TO SEEK OUT TROLL IN THE LESS INHABITED AREAS OF ALTERNIA.
> SEAWEED WHEN I GO UNDERWATER
> ITS A BIT OF A BOTHER BUT IT DOESNT HINDER ME FROM DOING MY JOB